Это абсолютно не серьезное произведение. Не пытайтесь понять, в чем смысл всего нижеизложенного, а так же почему у меня такой странный английский. Это просто детская сказочка с известными личностями в главных ролях. Have fan!

Starring

Jude the Cutest - Джуд Лоу
Sean The Schoolmaster - Шон Пертви
Little bad witch Sadie - Сэди Фрост
Professor - Толкин
King Paul The Boo - Пол Ньюман
The Druid, Mr.Ewan - Юэн МакГрегор
Nylon - New York & London
Johnny Lee Thriller - Джонни Ли Миллер
Natashka The Byaka - сестра моя старшая :))

Jude The Cutest

Once upon a time in a fairy land, lived young man, who's name was Jude. Jude was a prince, most beautiful and most intelligence in this land. But Jude was very lonely.
One fine day, he went into the Northern Forest. There was a silver lake, named The Lake Of Destiny. Jude opened book and read. Suddenly, he heard somebody's voice. Girl's voice. She sang a very nice song about yellow submarine. Jude closed his book and stood up. A girl came from the tree. Hello! - she said. Hello! What's your name? - said Jude. My name is Sadie, - answered the girl and smiled, - Who're you? - I'm Jude, - said prince. No, no! You're a prince, I know it! - Sadie laughed. And you? - said Jude. I'm a witch, - smiled Sadie, - Little bad witch. Good bye, prince Jude! Girl ran away. Jude ran behind her, but didn't reached. He went home and asked his teacher, Sean the Schoolmaster, what he had to do. Sean answered: Go to Professor, the Old Man, who know everything about everybody. Jude thanked his teacher and ran into the South Park, big park where Professor lived.
Professor read big book in scarlet cover. Hello, he said, when Jude went to his hole. Hello, - whispered Jude, - Tell me, what I have to do? - and he told to old man about Sadie, little bad witch. Professor thought and answered: - Far, far from here, on the big green island, lived four young man - John, Paul, George and Ringo. They wrote a song, "Yellow Submarine", and every boys and girls sang this song. What you want to tell me? - asked Jude. You have to swim to your witch on the Yellow Submarine. And then, if she didn't become a little good girl, you have to go into Wild Ocean, to druid, Mr. Ewan. Now, go home and make a Yellow Submarine! Good luck! - said Professor and go into his hole.
Jude went home. There he made a Yellow Submarine.
Sunday, Jude and Sean the Schoolmaster went into the Northern Forest. Yellow Submarine swam into The Lake Of Destiny, but Sadie didn't become a little good girl. She laughed and laughed, laughed and laughed… Poor Jude screamed: Sadie, who you are? I'm a little bad witch! - that was an answer. Jude went home and asked his father, King Paul-the-Boo: Dad, what I have to do? King thought and said: My little boy, go to druid, Mr. Ewan. He is very clever and he know, what you have to do!
Jude thanked his father and go into Wild Ocean, to druid, Mr. Ewan.
The druid, Mr. Ewan, had a little monkey, named Bonnie. He came around the Wild Ocean and sang: - Everybody's got something to hide except me… and my monkey!
Jude said: - Hello, druid, Mr. Ewan. Tell me what I have to do? The druid, Mr. Ewan, thought and answered: - My friend, you have to go into the city, where the lions cried. But I don't know, where is this city, - whispered Jude. It is Nylon, very big city in The End of World! Go there now! - said The druid, Mr. Ewan, - And find there a robot - boy, who's name is Johnny. Take him into the Northern Forest to your little bad witch! Ok, thank you! - said Jude and went home. There he asked Sean the Schoolmaster: Can you go into Nylon with me? Sean shook his shoulders: I'm sorry, Jude, but I can't leave my school! Jude smiled and said: Ok, Sean, and don't tell Dad where I had gone!
Wednesday, Jude went into Nylon. It was very big city, submerged water. On the carpet of the very high building seated strange little boy.
- Hello! - said Jude.
- Hey, Jude! - said Johnny.
- Are you a robot - boy?
- Yes, your majesty, I'm Johnny Lee Thriller
- Ok, Johnny, go into the fairy land with me?
- I think it isn't good idea.
- Ok, go there.
- Mother f@#ker! Are you nuts?
- Who am I - it is my business.
- Man, you are the greatest mug that I have ever seen. Ok, where is your fairy land?
- Yuppie!
Johnny nodded his head and smiled.
The Yellow Submarine returned into the fairy land. There, Johnny and Jude had breakfast and went into The Northern Forest. On a waterside of The Destiny's Lake seated Sadie, the little bad witch. When she saw Johnny, she stood up and ran to him.
- My little brother!
- My lovely sister!
- I missed you!
- I missed you too!
- What a nice picture, - whispered Jude and went out. But Sadie went behind him and catch Jude for his hose.
- Jude, thank you very much! Johnny is my brother. The young witch Natashka The Byaka kidnapped him, when he is a little baby without teeth. But now… Jude, you are my hero! - shouted Sadie and embraced him.
Suddenly the sky clouded and the sun steeled away. Formidable voice said: Ha - ha - ha! You are the fools, kids! Johnny is mine! The young witch Natashka The Byaka came from the tree and catch Johnny for the tucker.
- What a f@#k?! - said Sean The Schoolmaster, jumped from The Yellow Submarine. In his arms was a big machine - gun.
- Go into the mist, my lovely husband! - answered Natashka, unhanded Johnny.
He showed her his middle finger and seeded on the herb. Suddenly, The druid, Mr. Ewan came from the mount and said: - Hallelujah, my brothers and sisters! Hallelujah!
Natashka The Byaka embraced Sean The Schoolmaster and said:
- I love you! We should be together two!
The druid, Mr. Ewan, went to Jude and said:
- Hello, prince. I'm your own brother!
- Wow-wow-wow, I'm totally addicted to base! - answered Jude and fell into syncope.

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